“Which phone should I get?”
A simple question that will quickly devolve into the kind of petty, nonsensical and vicious arguments the likes of which are generally reserved for discussing which political party affiliation makes you inherently mentally challenged (because that’s fair and balanced). Seriously misplaced passion. We’re discussing a luxury item not … well what does deserve this foolishness? Regardless, people need to chill. It’s simply not that important.
Why?
Because if it was, no one would be asking you via Facetwitgramchatspace+. (Has Myspace made a comeback yet?) When was the last time a friend seriously polled their social media pals for which car or house they should buy? Investment advice? Name my newborn?
Important or not, we all want to chime in and flex our smarty superior pants because we KNOW we know it all. So share your opinion but, for the love of sanity, acknowledge that it is just your opinion. Can we agree that it’s incredibly naive to think that we can speak for everything everywhere because of our own crappy phone or our decidedly personal preferences?
In conclusion, my phone dispenses golden kittens and projects unicorn laden rainbows into my soul. Everyone should have it! Unless, of course, you hate love and despise happiness.
– Danielle